Hello!

I’m Ryan, Chief card maker and cheesy pun master here at Twisted Haggis! Every card design starts as a simple sketch here at our studio in Scotland. We’re a small, and completely independent UK business, which means we put a lot more heart into our hand-drawn cards than the big retailers do.

We don’t do mass-produced or boring, and we’re 100% anti-AI when it comes to our unique illustrations! We don’t do flimsy paper either; each card is laser printed using vibrant and high-quality inks, on premium FSC-certified cardstock. They are then dispatched in a sturdy, board-backed envelope to keep it in tip-top condition, alongside a premium Kraft envelope for your recipient.

Locked down and hustling

Knee-deep in lockdown, antibacterial hand sanitisers and 9-5 working from home, we opened up our greetings cards business on Etsy. Printer repairs and sneaky order processing were par for the course as we side hustled along.

With no more room left in our printer graveyard in the loft, we were finally able to make a huge upgrade, helping us progress to the next level. Finally able to leave the 9-5 (sorry boss), we also branched into Thortful and opened up our little shop here!

Back in the room

We’re passionate about bringing joy to our customers through our mysteriously irresistible greetings cards, and we strive to provide awesomely unique and affordable designs during these tough times! 

Thank you so much for being a part of our journey!

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you will find all Twisted Haggis cards irresistible
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