Funny & Unique New Baby Cards

Is there anything more joyful than when a friend or family brings a new little bundle of joy into the world? Especially one you can cuddle until it cries or poos, then hand back to Mum and Dad! At Twisted Haggis, we believe new baby cards should celebrate parenthood in its entirety - the chaos, the sleepless nights and of course the little ray of sunshine they now have.

Whether you are looking for an expecting a baby card, or want to send a funny new baby card to the sleep-deprived parents, our collection skips the boring storks for something much more original.
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From teeny tiny humans to professional sleep thieves

Any new parent knows that having a baby is no walk in the park. That’s why we designed a range of cards that actually acknowledge the reality of life with a newborn! Our ‘Welcome to the World’ design is packed with awards for the new arrival, from being a ‘Professional sleep thief’ to winning the ‘super cute baby award’, it really is the perfect funny new baby card for parents who’ve swapped their social lives for nappies and night feeds.

If you’d rather keep it cute and simple, we’ve got you covered too, with our ‘The World Looks a Whole Lot Brighter Now You’re Here’ designs, available in both pink and blue. 

Shop our unique new baby cards today

All of our cute new baby cards start as a hand-drawn illustration by our founder, Ryan Murray at our studio in Scotland. Each card is printed on premium, FSC-certified cardstock and paired with a high-quality Kraft envelope, ensuring your message survives the excitement of the new arrival.

Need a card fast in time for the baby shower? Don’t panic! Simply place your order before midday (Mon–Fri) and we will get your card dispatched on the very same day in a sturdy, board-backed envelope.