Funny New Job Cards for Every Career Leap

Work besties. They’re more than just the person you see at work each day. They’re the one who keeps you sane through every meeting that could have been an email, and the first person you message with the latest work gossip. So why settle for a boring, corporate leaving card?

From complimentary designs for the office legend, to ‘fuck this shit’ cards for those who secretly couldn’t wait to leave, our collection has something for every kind of coworker traitor.
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Funny Leaving Cards for your favourite work bestie

Saying goodbye to a colleague is tough, so what better way to express how you feel than with a series of silly puns and insults?

Our funny leaving cards for coworkers range from sincere to silly, all the way through to scathing. So whether you’re wanting to say a heartfelt good luck, or make them feel guilty for leaving you, we’ve got you covered. 

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Every Twisted Haggis card starts as an original illustration designed by our founder, Ryan Murray. Each design is printed on high-quality, FSC-certified cardstock and is sent out in a sturdy, board-backed envelope to keep it in tip-top condition, alongside a premium Kraft envelope for your recipient.

Is their last day looming? Don't panic. Simply place your order before midday (Mon-Fri) and we’ll send out their leaving card that very same day. Because even if they are a traitor for leaving, they still deserve a decent card on their desk.