Unique & Funny New Home Cards

Whether they’ve just got the keys to their first ever pad, or are currently buried under a mountain of boxes and bubble wrap, a funny moving house card is the perfect way to turn a stressful move into a celebration. And what better way to say congratulations on your new home than with a good pun! From celebrating their "toad-ally" amazing new pad, to saying you hope their new neighbourhood Facebook page is entertaining, our collection of funny new home cards is bound to give them a chuckle and stand out from the rest.

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New house cards for the modern neighbourhood

A moving house card with a picture of a cottage surrounded by picket fences is fine and all… but it doesn't really capture the reality of being surrounded by packing boxes and living off takeaways for a week, does it? At Twisted Haggis, we think moving home cards should be as unique as the people moving, which is why we ditch the generic front door watercolours for relatable, silly, hand-illustrated designs that actually make them smile. 

One of our most popular housewarming cards is the oh-so punny ‘Congratulations on your toad-ally amazing new pad’ card, featuring multiple puns like ‘froget about the old place!’ and of course.. ‘Hoppy new home’ (sorry, it had to be done!) 

So whether you want something sweet for a couple's first place, or a cheeky good luck card for someone starting a fresh chapter, our original illustrations ensure your message is the one they actually want to display.

Shop our New Home cards today

Every Twisted Haggis card starts as an original illustration designed by our founder, Ryan Murray at our studio here in Scotland. Each design is laser printed on high-quality, FSC-certified cardstock and is sent out in a sturdy, board-backed envelope to keep it pristine, alongside a premium Kraft envelope for gifting.

Need it there before the housewarming party? We’ve got you. Simply place your order before midday (Mon-Fri) and we’ll get your card dispatched the very same day. Because once the kettle is found and the first cuppa is made, they’ll need something better than a pile of takeaway menus to read while they wait for the WiFi to be installed!