Funny & Unique Father’s Day Cards

Dads are the ultimate inspiration here at Twisted Haggis. Why? Because they’re the undisputed kings of ‘so bad they’re actually good’ jokes.. Which happen to be our favourite. We’ve spent years admiring their ability to drop a terrible pun at exactly the wrong moment, and our collection of unique Father’s Day cards is our way of paying tribute to that legendary sense of humour, and giving them a taste of their own medicine.

You’ll find no generic, sorry-looking football, golf, or beer cards here. Only hand-illustrated, thoughtful and chuckle-worthy cards for the dads who deserve something a little different.

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Father’s Day pun cards for every Dad

Dads come in all different forms (and no.. we’re not talking dad bods and beer bellies!). We’re talking about how much more special it is to receive a funny Bonus Dad, Father-in-Law or Stepdad Father’s Day card, tailored specifically to who they are to you. Whatever fatherhood may look like to you, our curated range will ensure they feel as special as possible this Father’s Day.

Whether he’s the dad who loves his food, is mad about pints or thinks that there’s nothing in the world that can’t be solved with a strong cup of tea, our cards move away from the usual clichés and are sure to give them a good laugh.

Punny Father’s Day cards (the sweet, silly, and outright rude)

Since we’ve basically built a business out of Dad humour, we specialise in Father's Day pun cards that play on the ridiculousness of "Dad-isms”, so if you’re after a card that’ll make him groan and grin at the same time, we’ve got you covered.

But it’s not all about the insults. Sometimes a pun is the perfect way to tell him he's your "best-tea" or your "happy place" without getting too mushy. Because every design starts as an original illustration by our founder, Ryan Murray, these cards have a character and soul you just won't find at the local shop. Choosing a hand-illustrated UK design means you’re giving him something he hasn’t seen before, even if he does claim to have "seen it all”!

Shop our Father’s Day pun cards today

Every card we sell was dreamed up and illustrated right here in the UK by our founder Ryan, who’s a Dog Dad to our adorable Head of Barketing, Juno. From his "Garage HQ" in Scotland to your front door, we handle every order with as much care as Ryan puts into his original artwork.

Each card is laser-printed on sustainable, high-quality FSC-certified cardstock and paired with a premium kraft envelope. We know that Father’s Day always seems to sneak up on you, so we’ve got your back. We promise same-day dispatch on any order placed before midday (Mon-Fri), ensuring your card arrives in time to make him smile.