Rude & funny engagement cards for the happy couple
What better time to take the mick out of your favourite people than when they get engaged? If you’ve been waiting an eternity for them to finally put a ring on it, our rude engagement cards are designed exactly for that "fucking finally" moment.
At Twisted Haggis, we’re all about celebrating real love in all its forms, but without the soppy clichés. Whether you’re looking for funny engagement cards for your daughter or son, or inclusive designs for same-sex couples, our range is growing to cover every scenario. If they’re "Engayged," "Finally Off the Market," or just "Ready to Ruin Their Life," our cards are for the people who want to give something that feels like a real conversation, not something you picked up when buying a loaf of bread.
Puns and punchlines they haven’t heard before
Anyone can put a drawing of a diamond ring on a card, but we’d much rather give them something to actually chuckle about. We specialise in funny engagement cards that play on the ridiculousness of romance. Because every design starts as a hand-drawn sketch by our founder, Ryan Murray, these cards have a soul (and a bit of a mouth on them) that you won't find on a spinning rack at the post office.
Plus, by choosing a hand-drawn UK design, you’re supporting an independent business and making sure your card is the one they actually keep in the memory box (probably tucked behind the polite ones from their grandparents!)
Shop our engagement cards today
Every card we sell was dreamed up and illustrated right here in the UK by our founder (and lord of the puns) Ryan Murray. From his "Garage HQ" in Scotland to your front door, we handle every order with as much care as Ryan puts into his original drawings.
Each card is laser-printed on sustainable, high-quality FSC-certified cardstock and paired with a premium kraft envelope. We know that once that "Fucking Finally" moment happens, you want to get your card in the post immediately. That’s why we promise same-day dispatch on any order placed before midday (Mon-Fri).
