Funny birthday cards for all your loved ones
Surely your friends and family members deserve something more interesting than a picture of a football, a glass of prosecco or beer, or worst of all - the generic ‘Happy Birthday’ written on the front of their card. But we get it! When you’re strapped for time it can be difficult to find a card that will make them feel truly seen.
But don’t fret! That’s what we’re here for. Here at Twisted Haggis, we’ve curated a range of funny birthday cards for her and funny birthday cards for him that move away from the usual clichés. So, whether you’re looking for a funny birthday card for your husband or wife, or perhaps a quirky design for your brother, sister, or bestie, our collection is designed to stand out. We even have cards for hard-to-find recipients, like the nanny birthday card or daughter in law birthday cards, ensuring that no matter who’s celebrating, they receive a card that feels like it was made just for them.
Puns they haven’t heard a million times before
We specialise in punny birthday cards that go a lot deeper than just a picture of a pizza or a cat. Anyone can put a photo of a Margherita on a card, but we’d much rather stack the puns high. Think "Happizza Birthday Dough You," "Every Pizza Me Loves Every Pizza You," and "Not To Be Cheesy But You're The Best Ever."
It’s about finding unique ways to make them chuckle with jokes they haven’t heard before.
Because every design starts as a sketch by our founder, Ryan Murray, these hand drawn birthday cards have a character and soul you just won't find on a spinning rack. It’s the perfect way to acknowledge their big day while keeping things light-hearted (and making sure your card is the one that stays up the longest!)
Shop our funny, witty and cute birthday cards today
All of our designs were hand-illustrated here in Scotland by our very own founder and illustrator, Ryan Murray. Ryan started Twisted Haggis as a side hustle back in 2020, eventually moving from the spare bedroom to our current "Garage HQ." Since then, he’s ensured that every single card is handled with the same care and attention as his original sketches.
Each card is laser-printed on sustainable, high-quality FSC-certified cardstock and paired with a premium kraft envelope. To make sure those pun birthday cards arrive in perfect condition, we pack them into sturdy board-backed envelopes for their journey to you. Plus, if you’re running a little late, don’t panic - we promise same day dispatch on any order placed before midday (Mon-Fri).
