Funny Birthday Cards for Cousins

Cousins are a bit of everything. Part family, part friend, and usually involved in at least a few questionable memories.

This collection of funny birthday cards for cousins is full of designs that actually feel like you. Whether you’ve grown up together or only see each other at big family gatherings, these are cards that go beyond the usual generic options.

Each one is hand-illustrated in Scotland and printed on high-quality FSC-certified cardstock, so it looks as good as it reads. No bland messages. No forgettable designs. Just genuinely funny cards that feel worth giving.

Order before midday Monday to Friday and we’ll dispatch the same day in a sturdy, board-backed envelope, ready to show you made an effort (even if it was last minute).